HUMOUR -Office Jokes

A Hen Lays Egg on the Ind-Pak Boundary. Both start fighting over the Egg.
The BSF of both India and Pakistan say its theirs.
Finally after much disputes they came to an agreement (A MINUTE TO WIN IT), 
whoever kisses more women in other country within ONE MINUTE wins the Egg. 

Pakistanis say ok and asked Indians to go first so they can beat them in the count 
when its second. Indians goes to Pakistan kisses 1000 women within a minute and 
comes back.For Pakistanis that was like peanuts. 
They were excited and say "Its our turn". Indians say. 

"Keep the Egg"